So, I write a LOT of reviews for Yelp.  And as it turns out, people generally like them.  Unless it is a business owner that I am crucifying.

Yes, I have a tendency to be what some would call “an asshole”, but I prefer to tell it like it is.  Look. not everyone deserves to run a business.  That’s ok.  There are plenty of other things to do in this life.  And nothing pisses me off more than when I get a precious night out with my wife and some restaurant screws it up either through bad service, bad food, or both.

I started writing reviews for Yelp for two reasons.  The answer I generally tell people is that I was raised foodie, and my parents had us poring through Zagat guides when we were in Elementary school.  It’s a great creative outlet for me and allows me to…