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Mechanism #2</image:title><image:caption>Great color, meh flavor, stays true to its name.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/hot-dog-roller.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I regret nothing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/joan-crawford.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>...and a dab of Crayola 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Delicious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T21:59:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/03/12/1119/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/science.jpg</image:loc><image:title>science</image:title><image:caption>The best kind of science</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/romesco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Romesco Sauce</image:title><image:caption>Romesco Sauce--red peppers, almonds, garlic, etc.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/portuguese-bread.jpg</image:loc><image:title>portuguese bread</image:title><image:caption>Broa. Portuguese bread, made with cornmeal and slightly sweet. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bacala.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Baccala</image:title><image:caption>Baccala. Tasty but needed a tangy, briny foil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/almonds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>almonds</image:title><image:caption>Fried Almonds with herbs. Pretty damned tasty, especially when paired with a cocktail</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-12T18:49:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/02/21/log-on-and-eat-now-on-the-interwebs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/eden-sparky3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eden &amp; sparky3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-21T15:35:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/02/14/silly-goose-silly-goose-is-neither-silly-nor-contains-goose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/great_hall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great_hall</image:title><image:caption>This ain't Hogwarts, fellas...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-21T23:06:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/02/10/what-would-castro-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sad-food.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad food</image:title><image:caption>Sad, sad food</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/baked-panisses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baked panisses</image:title><image:caption>Communist panisses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bland</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/carnaval1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carnaval1</image:title><image:caption>Carnival!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1186060_10202447062011937_2047095200_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1186060_10202447062011937_2047095200_n</image:title><image:caption>If only as much thought had been given to flavor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/panisse-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panisse 1</image:title><image:caption>Panisses. They heal the hurts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T17:16:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/02/05/two-ten-jack-eat-all-of-the-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_194818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_194818</image:title><image:caption>Dark, dark takoyaki - if you don't get this, you're doing it wrong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_194445.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_194445</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_193244.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_193244</image:title><image:caption>No 1.  Which is actually Number 3.  And I've gone crosseyed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_192614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_192614</image:title><image:caption>Is the bar blurry, or was that me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_190412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_190412</image:title><image:caption>Wagyu beef slices + Jerry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_190052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_190052</image:title><image:caption>Tofu - you'll never get it all with chopsticks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_190043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_190043</image:title><image:caption>These ain't yo daddy's potato fries!  (but that actually is Millie's daddy)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_185645.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_185645</image:title><image:caption>Gyoza, son.  But not the kind that give you everlasting life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_185619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_185619</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140201_185556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140201_185556</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-06T02:45:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/02/03/insensitive-boobery-fix-it-with-carbs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tempestuousyou_468x273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TempestuousYOU_468x273</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fortune-cookie-480x375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortune-cookie-480x375</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes</image:title><image:caption>russet potatoes, 4-5 inches in length</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes 6</image:title><image:caption>Butter Porn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes 5</image:title><image:caption>15 year old, $8 mixer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes 3</image:title><image:caption>They're probably crowded, but it works</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/potatoes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>potatoes 2</image:title><image:caption>2-in pieces</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-03T22:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/31/lazzaroli-pasta-its-in-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gnocchi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gnocchi</image:title><image:caption>Comfort fud</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/garnish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garnish</image:title><image:caption>You don't *have* to use it as a garnish...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/noble_01_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noble_01_large</image:title><image:caption>To go with the best pancakes evar?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_185955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_185955</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_192501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_192501</image:title><image:caption>Before</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_192931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_192931</image:title><image:caption>So goooood....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_193718.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_193718</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_194351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_194351</image:title><image:caption>Almost ready for mah belly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140129_194754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140129_194754</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140130_164009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140130_164009</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T16:04:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/29/king-market-my-dirty-little-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/king-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>King M</image:title><image:caption>this is the place</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140122_140013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140122_140013</image:title><image:caption>This is the wrong Khao Soy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140122_135739.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140122_135739</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140122_135747.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140122_135747</image:title><image:caption>Don't go egg roll - SPRING ROLL!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/king.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king</image:title><image:caption>This is the place</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chicken-noodle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicken noodle</image:title><image:caption>If you're ever sick - this will cure what ails you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/larb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Larb</image:title><image:caption>Lao Drunken Noodles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/khao-soy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khao soy</image:title><image:caption>This is the right Khao Soy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-29T18:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/27/knoxville-fine-dining-youll-find-it-in-maryville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/miser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0816.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0816</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0815.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0815</image:title><image:caption>Grand Marnier! Grand Marnier!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0812.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0812</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0811</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0809.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0809</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/imag0808.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0808</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T17:17:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/25/epilogue-youre-going-to-be-on-tv-no-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000011.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000011</image:title><image:caption>Haters gonna hate on terrible burgers and service</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tommy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tommy</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I kept a lock of his hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000010.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000010</image:title><image:caption>This is the right place</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000009.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000009</image:title><image:caption>Through this portal only bad decisions are made...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000008.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000008</image:title><image:caption>A perfect Bolton's fish sammich</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000007.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000007</image:title><image:caption>Know fear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000003.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000003</image:title><image:caption>Hot chicken-gasm?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000002.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000002</image:title><image:caption>Love on a stick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000005.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000005</image:title><image:caption>No fear</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/snapshot000004.png</image:loc><image:title>Snapshot000004</image:title><image:caption>The joy of painful food</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T20:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/18/youre-going-to-be-on-tv-no-really/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/eden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eden</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/my-idea-bolton-e1381872555728.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My idea Bolton</image:title><image:caption>My ideal Boltons experience - Hot Fish Sammich with everything on it but cheese, chicken on a stick and everything stupid hot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/boltons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boltons</image:title><image:caption>The only surprise is no bathroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag2599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2599</image:title><image:caption>Eden n Sparky - Best show evar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-25T20:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/24/grays-on-main-or-the-rest-of-franklin-youre-doing-it-wrong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/villain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>villain</image:title><image:caption>Conspiracy?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_120146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_120146</image:title><image:caption>Preservationist - Calvados, amaro, bourbon, orange/fig shrub and lemon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flair</image:title><image:caption>Pieces of flair included</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/grays.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grays</image:title><image:caption>No drugs... probably</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_115941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_115941</image:title><image:caption>Food, booze and potentially musics</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_120139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_120139</image:title><image:caption>Batavia arrack, pear brandy, lime and ginger beer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_121105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_121105</image:title><image:caption>Fried pimento cheese with moonshine pepper jelly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_121112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_121112</image:title><image:caption>Fries + KC's hand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_121221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_121221</image:title><image:caption>Fried gold</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140121_121411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140121_121411</image:title><image:caption>Mine - Chicken pot pie in filo with haricot verts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-27T15:12:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/22/sullied-and-purified/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1017165_10202319639306449_1230378468_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1017165_10202319639306449_1230378468_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1545784_10202324358224419_1394253041_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1545784_10202324358224419_1394253041_n</image:title><image:caption>Beefs. For chili.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1487421_10202062376835048_1373471717_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1487421_10202062376835048_1373471717_n</image:title><image:caption>Chili paste. That you made. In your HOUSE.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1381573_10201572173340267_15390641_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1381573_10201572173340267_15390641_n</image:title><image:caption>This is my chili face</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/texas-red-lentil-tacos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>texas red lentil tacos</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/texas-red.jpg</image:loc><image:title>texas red</image:title><image:caption>Chili. With polow salvaged from misery pilaf. And a mug of piña colada. Because Texas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T04:21:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/20/craft-brewed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140110_1217161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140110_121716</image:title><image:caption>It's time to fix the things that are wrong with me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140119_1600101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140119_160010</image:title><image:caption>Tastes good at home, too!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140117_1641141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140117_164114</image:title><image:caption>SHRUBS PEOPLE!  SHRUBS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140117_1638091.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140117_163809</image:title><image:caption>What's on the other side?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140119_1756341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140119_175634</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140110_121716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140110_121716</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140117_163809.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140117_163809</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140117_164114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140117_164114</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140119_160010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140119_160010</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140119_175634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140119_175634</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T22:21:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/17/thai-one-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thai-tini1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thai tini</image:title><image:caption>The Thai-tini!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tofu-and-noodles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tofu and noodles</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/scallions-and-cilantro.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scallions and cilantro</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/green-curry-stew.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green curry stew</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/green-curry-coconut-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>green curry coconut milk</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/chili-vodka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chili vodka</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-17T17:11:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/08/you-can-groat-your-own-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spelt-soaked-vs-unsoaked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spelt soaked vs unsoaked</image:title><image:caption>Spelt--on the left, soaked (see the little germ starting to grow?) On right, unsoaked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kasha1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasha</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spelt-with-zhug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spelt with zhug</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kamut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kamut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kasha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kasha</image:title><image:caption>Kasha. Not snotty, like it's unroasted twin.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/oat-groats.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oat groats</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/rye-berries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rye berries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/soft-white-winter-wheat-berries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soft White Winter Wheat berries</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/spelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spelt</image:title><image:caption>Spelt. Your endosperm is showing...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-16T12:37:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/15/hattie-bs-when-hot-chicken-goes-classy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_143823.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_143823</image:title><image:caption>Choose your poison</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer</image:title><image:caption>Beverage of champions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_143659.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_143659</image:title><image:caption>Cursive means that you might not get hurt...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_143938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_143938</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_143940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_143940</image:title><image:caption>A hot chicken joint with merch?  Whaaaaa?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_145040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_145040</image:title><image:caption>Shit the cluck up - just not as tasty as the next level down</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_145046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_145046</image:title><image:caption>Damn Hot - and it mostly is</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_145059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_145059</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_145108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_145108</image:title><image:caption>Mac n Greens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140114_145145.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140114_145145</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-15T15:11:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/13/noodle-pupil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1378683_10201646520238893_702619665_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1378683_10201646520238893_702619665_n</image:title><image:caption>LungFung. Contains neither lung nor fung. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1503334_10202118604840713_612030737_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1503334_10202118604840713_612030737_n</image:title><image:caption>Study in Soul-Quashing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/nutrition-information.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nutrition information</image:title><image:caption>Why, thank you! I'd love a tablespoon of noodles!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/noodles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noodles</image:title><image:caption>The aptly named "Asian Taste" brand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cooking-instructions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cooking instructions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hock-and-noodles1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hock and noodles</image:title><image:caption>Costs you about $1.75 at home. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hock-on-the-rotisserie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hock on the rotisserie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hock1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hock</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-13T16:49:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/28/air-hugs-are-a-okay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/soup-experiments-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soup experiments 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/soup-experiments.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soup experiments</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-12T17:10:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/05/judgment-free-zone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2014-01-05.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-01-05</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/roasted-potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roasted potatoes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/vegetarian-chorizo-con-papas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegetarian chorizo con papas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T17:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/10/o3-dekuypers-great-liquor-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cornichonw2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornichonw2</image:title><image:caption>Made with real booze, so you know it's good...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cointreay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cointreay</image:title><image:caption>Almost as expensive as Chartreuse...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/finest-call-premium-triple-sec-1-liter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finest-call-premium-triple-sec-1-liter</image:title><image:caption>Warning - Finest Call Premium Triple Sec is neither finest or premium</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cornichon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cornichon</image:title><image:caption>Tasty!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/20140109_204309.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140109_204309</image:title><image:caption>Hey wait a second, these guys look familiar...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/o3-for-reals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>O3 for reals</image:title><image:caption>What is this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/razz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>razz</image:title><image:caption>Sorry kids, Razzmatazz doesn't count as "premium" if you're out of college...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-11T00:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/16/a-pwi-merch-review-the-polk-audio-n1-gaming-surroundbar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/polk-ba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Polk bar</image:title><image:caption>Rich, Corinthian plastic and smells of mahagony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0168.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0168</image:title><image:caption>Fits nicely under the toob</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0167.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0167</image:title><image:caption>No stupid power bricks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0166</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0165.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0165</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0163.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0163</image:title><image:caption>Logos!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0162</image:title><image:caption>Warning - Finest Call Premium Triple Sec is neither finest or premium</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0161</image:title><image:caption>Looong boxes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0160.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0160</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0177</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-07T14:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/06/boltons-the-best-authentic-hot-chicken-and-fish-in-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hattie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hattie</image:title><image:caption>A proper Hattie B's platter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/beverage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beverage</image:title><image:caption>I drank 20 year old whiskey out of a styrofoam cup here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home'</image:title><image:caption>The perfect combo - Fish Sandwich and Chicken on a stick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hot-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hot fish</image:title><image:caption>Perfection in fish sammich
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T23:40:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2014/01/03/husk-a-pilgrimage-to-the-altar-of-swine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bevvy-menu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bevvy menu</image:title><image:caption>They have a GREAT bevvy menu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/veggies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>veggies</image:title><image:caption>I insist there must be pork in here...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/husk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>husk</image:title><image:caption>Steel yourself - This place is for reals</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_215320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_215320</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_214901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_214901</image:title><image:caption>DANGER WILL ROBINSON</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_211910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_211910</image:title><image:caption>BEHOLD THE BEEFS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_211117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_211117</image:title><image:caption>The French finally win something...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_205928.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_205928</image:title><image:caption>Lamb sausage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_205847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_205847</image:title><image:caption>I slipped myself the tongue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131220_205831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131220_205831</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-03T14:59:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/30/be-a-beef-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/packer-brisket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>packer brisket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-point-smoking.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket point smoking</image:title><image:caption>Smoking the point</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-and-potatoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket and potatoes</image:title><image:caption>The finished product. Totally worth the hassle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/finished-brisket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>finished brisket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-aromatics.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket aromatics</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-onions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket onions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-seared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket seared</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-grill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket grill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/brisket-garlic-etc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brisket garlic etc</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-30T15:30:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/27/josephine-12th-souths-first-grown-up-restaurant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_19032611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_190326[1]</image:title><image:caption>In America, first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the steak frites...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_194557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_194557</image:title><image:caption>No coffee until the end</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_190505.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_190505</image:title><image:caption>My only regret is that the Czech Queen did not butcher it...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_190337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_190337</image:title><image:caption>Cheeky - The Beef Cheeks and horseradish risotto </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_184105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_184105</image:title><image:caption>Pork belly, spaetz;e and naughty (it's in there)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131221_184057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131221_184057</image:title><image:caption>Dumplings and Braised Rabbit - Bugs, we barely knew ye</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T23:55:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/23/housewifery-3-0/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/gininmyapronpocket.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GinInMyApronPocket</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/housewife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>housewife</image:title><image:caption>A very SPECIAL kind of vitamins...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/scones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Date Scones with Lemon Curd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-23T20:17:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/20/a-visit-to-the-french-laundry-part-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2961</image:title><image:caption>The world's most expensive clothes pin...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2955</image:title><image:caption>The French Laundry gardens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2952.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2952</image:title><image:caption>Two very satisfied customers...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2950</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2949.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2949</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2948</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2946</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2945.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2945</image:title><image:caption>We're going to need a bigger boat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2943.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2943</image:title><image:caption>It was kind of like "When Harry Met Sally" minus Rob Reiner's mom...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2940</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T18:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/12/18/a-visit-to-french-laundry-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photos-ad-hoc-yountville-ca-fried-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photos-ad-hoc-yountville-ca-fried-chicken</image:title><image:caption>It's like eating at my Mamaw's for $50!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frenchlaundrybuilding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FrenchLaundryBuilding.</image:title><image:caption>No French Laundry for you</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tk</image:title><image:caption>Yes, I got a lock of his hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2907.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2907</image:title><image:caption>My hot date...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2960</image:title><image:caption>His</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2959.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2959</image:title><image:caption>Hers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2953_burst010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2953_BURST010</image:title><image:caption>Shortly before they chased us away...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag2929.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG2929</image:title><image:caption>Worth every damn penny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T17:58:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/15/the-conclusion-pwis-trip-to-the-holy-land/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shakshuka.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakshuka</image:title><image:caption>The perfect meal for an egg slut</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-16T02:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/13/just-a-generic-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brands</image:title><image:caption>Because...Grey Poupon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/generic-tech.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DIY Tech</image:title><image:caption>DIY Tech</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T21:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/11/an-exclusive-pwi-expose-5-mundane-mysteries-of-israel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3874.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3874</image:title><image:caption>Where is the rest of the door?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3872.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3872</image:title><image:caption>I have a crack problem</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toilet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toilet</image:title><image:caption>BEHOLD - The year 2000!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/button.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Button</image:title><image:caption>Right - Business as usual
Left - You've been bad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/comparison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Comparison</image:title><image:caption>Right: Normal 10oz Murican glass
Left: Israeli glass that will barely make your mouth moist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulb-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulb 2</image:title><image:caption>What mysteries lie behind this glass?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bad-bulb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad bulb</image:title><image:caption>I think the buzzing noise is melting my brain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bulb</image:title><image:caption>MEET YOUR LIGHTING OVERLORD</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-15T22:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/08/baking-means-something-entirely-different-in-your-late-30s/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/banana-bread-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banana bread 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T14:03:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/06/israeli-hospitality-or-the-origin-of-the-phrase-you-should-eat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3752a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3752a</image:title><image:caption>The spread!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3773</image:title><image:caption>THE QUEEN OF ALL BEERS</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3770.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3770</image:title><image:caption>I took advantage of myself after drinking this...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3769.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3769</image:title><image:caption>Lots of detail of tastiness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag3768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3768</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what this bottle says, but it shore was 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bottles seem mysteriously empty already...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/erin-sax.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin sax</image:title><image:caption>The incriminating photo...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T06:39:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/11/01/all-i-want-is-some-perfection-is-that-too-much-to-ask/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/imag0667.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0667</image:title><image:caption>Sugar chicken w/a side of despair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_20131031_200550.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20131031_200550</image:title><image:caption>Enderdad, enjoying a beer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-01T13:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/30/the-farm-house-yep-its-a-new-restaurant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag1609.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1609</image:title><image:caption>We are not amused</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag1611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG1611</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/20131023_183842.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131023_183842</image:title><image:caption>Short ribs so rich THEY MADE THE ROOM 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guaranteed!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-23T03:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/21/the-pharmacy-a-descent-into-madness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pharmacy-logo-300x222.png</image:loc><image:title>pharmacy-logo-300x222</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-05T17:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/09/30/sorel-liqueur-or-my-slutty-fall-affair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/freefall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>freefall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sorel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sorel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fall-classic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fall 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night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rolf-n-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rolf n d</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T04:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/16/we-smoked-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/smoker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/smoked-chuck-roast-spaetzle-spicy-braised-cabbage2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smoked chuck roast spaetzle spicy braised cabbage2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T21:24:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/09/extreme-moderation-vegan-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sweet-potato-soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet potato soup</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sweet-potato-soup-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet potato soup 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sweet-potato-soup-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet potato soup 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sweet-potato-soup-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet potato soup 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T11:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/09/30/dont-fear-the-grocer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1073349_10201054626521920_1886810227_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1073349_10201054626521920_1886810227_o</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1073277_10201054627121935_6872909_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1073277_10201054627121935_6872909_o</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-15T11:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/09/30/why-are-we-doing-this/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-15T11:00:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/2013/10/14/kosher-bbq-calypse-2013/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1377523_10101730683942395_2006220910_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1377523_10101730683942395_2006220910_n</image:title><image:caption>Better than a mugshot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3604.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3604</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3601</image:title><image:caption>Scholars and gentlemen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3598.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG3598</image:title><image:caption>It puts the beer into the glass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_1089.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1089</image:title><image:caption>I feel this picture best captures my experience last 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noodle soup evar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3124.jpg</image:loc><image:title>King Market</image:title><image:caption>Serving all of your Grocery, Jewelry and soup porn needs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/imag3123.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Khow Soy </image:title><image:caption>Khow Soy - or the soup you should be having right now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://parentingwhileintoxicated.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sammy-n-soup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sammy n 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